maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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