is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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