I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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