ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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