Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
wow bdsm is so cute
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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