If i come over, it means nothing
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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