It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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