Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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