i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I look excited, but its just a facade.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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