Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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