Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Vodka?
Forever.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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