I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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