your parents love me but you hate me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i am craving dick and cupcakes
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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