They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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