i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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