I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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