Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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