Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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