I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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