you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just gift wrapped bread.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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