the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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