I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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