He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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