At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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