my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
where are you?
Hypothermia
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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