Are we in a gay sports bar?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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