It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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