how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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