love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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