quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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