hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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