I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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