U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
