shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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