Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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