We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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