..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.