sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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