Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.