Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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