I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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