oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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