Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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