We're like a lot better than the average bears
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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