It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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