OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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