I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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