Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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