Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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