Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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