i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
this beer tastes like vomit already
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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