no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
foreskin is a definite game changer
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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