He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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