I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just blew my weed a kiss
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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