I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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